No Politics Here!

I was a little surprised to discover how dominant this site was when searching on WordPress for the keyword Politics! (click image to view in full)

domestic empire politics WordPress search

Searching WordPress for the tag Politics today and domestic empire seems to be featured quite heavily.
I do feature other topics too, honestly!

I surmise therefore we’re overdue both jokes and photos of cute kittens.

The Joke:

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

US Government (initiall press statement)
“Well that altogether depends on how you define chicken.”

Bahrain Government
“The chicken did not cross the road. This is complete fabrication. We have only happy contented chickens living here.”

US Government (re-drafted version 1)
“Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the insurgent chicken crossing the road before laying mines.”

Bernie Ecclestone
“Chickens have nothing to do with me.”

UK Government
“What did the Americans say?”

A Kitten:

A Cute Kitten

Cute Kitten

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About domestic empire

Writer, philosopher, humourist, musician, photographer, supporter of human rights, animal welfare, owner/operator of a small industrial beard and a whisker shy of talented.
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