I was a little surprised to discover how dominant this site was when searching on WordPress for the keyword Politics! (click image to view in full)
I surmise therefore we’re overdue both jokes and photos of cute kittens.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
US Government (initiall press statement)
“Well that altogether depends on how you define chicken.”
“The chicken did not cross the road. This is complete fabrication. We have only happy contented chickens living here.”
US Government (re-drafted version 1)
“Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the insurgent chicken crossing the road before laying mines.”
“Chickens have nothing to do with me.”
“What did the Americans say?”